Saturday, May 3, 2008

Summer sucks



Hot, Extreme Hot and F&(king Hot describes Delhi, the nobody's city. Summer in Delhi is no joke. I know summer is meant to be all about birds twittering, lots of sun and long days. But let’s face it: it’s actually about wasps, sunburns, and the sun rising before you even get to sleep.

I really hate summers maybe because I'm not a million dollar man. If I was it, I'd be sitting under the newest tech ACs, feeling cold and won't bother about riding on the rusted smoking autos. You'll find me inside a sky blued Camry eating ice creams, orange flavoured. :D

You might say, “ah, but winter is very cold!” But the thing about that is that at least you can wrap up warm. Putting on four layers of clothes doesn’t require much effort but it can keep you comfortable all day. But if it is boiling hot then you are properly snookered. If you strip right off people will be all offended by your flesh, and you’ll still be too hot!

The only thing I like about summer is that, its sexy! :D. You know girls expose much skin and wear skirts so short that you can almost see their underwear. If this was Iran you would have all been gassed to death and beaten with sticks by now. No offence..LOL.

Focusing on girls, yes, not only the local girls, almost all girls coming here wears micro dresses during summer time. And mizo girls too. Girls, be careful. Just be careful.

Its getting hot in here. gtg.. cyaooo

12 comments:

Awzzman said...

uH .. father u r hot??? hey hu`s dat gal...sexy back!!! uh man i`m getin hot....sorry got to leave!!!

Puia said...

ekhai, pic chu bei tha teu teu khawp mai a..:) tlangval ho hmuhnawm tih chi tak a nih hi mawle..:)

Del lum zia sawi takah chuan keipawh 2001 vel khan ka awm zawk tawh alom le summer ah ngei..ekhai, kan thu mai mai pawh hi kan thlan hluam thei nia mawle.. han che hlek ila, kan ban nghal chual mai a. Munirca veng velah kan leng thin a, bawng ek hi kan neuh neuh tur a tam thei fu mai a, a lum bawk si, ni sa bawk si..hehehe, mahse chhas lam an tha tho a, ziaawm viau chuan ka hria..:)

Calliopia said...

father my son, you sound hot and I don't mean hot hot but HOT HOT! :D Put on four pairs of dark glasses when you see girls like the one in your picture and you'll cool down by at least 8°!!!

DayDreamBeliever said...

Father, a va btlak om ve oo, chuti taka nang meuh in lum i tih chuan! I share the same sentiments because I positively WILT in the heat. At least, out here, we have the cool breeze..i bet your "breezes" are anything but cool over there! Ice, snow, Ice-cream, Deep Freeze, the Arctic...think about these and practice mind over matter! :)

amuana said...

i thuziak aiin i milem dah khian ka mit a la zawk. Chawlhni zinga fate thawhlawm sem tu atan ka it e. ehhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Joseph said...

@ Awzzman : drop it like its hot.. drop it like its hot.. hehe

@ Puia.. : khi milem khi chu in mit a lak reng ka ring a. E, lum nuam ham ham lutuk, chhuat lai pawh nghathu hemna atan thra tawk vel a ni. :D

@ a pi J : won't people tease me "Eight eyes, he got eight eyes" :-(

@ cherrie : we dont have cool breezes, we have stinking breezes, warm and damp. :D nice advice you gave me... will practise from tonight. Hey, it just rained.... damn.. it lasted only 2 minutes... but it way better than nothing at all.

@ amuana : nang pawh chu, a la rawn ti ve ka ti. Zawng chhuak mai ang u, khi nu khi. :D

Azaia said...

ekhai pic a mi khi ka tran ber, Summer nawmna 1 chu nula ho tan body leh short nen an han phi suau suau hi hmuh a ninawm lo ve thei e.. nia mahse Delhi Summer ah kha chuan melh pawh peihawm loh..

Keipawh 2003 summer lai ngei mai khan kan tem ve anih kha..Airplane atranga kan chhuak chhiah kha ka thaw thei lova, pik vek hian ka hria... thli rawn thaw ve thrin tak naa, a lum huam huam mai bawk si.. ka thil tawn ve tlemte zingah chuan hremhmun pate hi niber in ka hria

dum uih rim nen, masala rim nen, vai ho bal rim nen.. aaa sawi duah lo mai zawk teh ang

Jerusha said...

My sympathies are with you :-) Delhi summers are horrible, Delhi summers + being broke = INTOLERABLE! Hreawm ltk kha khaw lum kha chu. Mahse chu zawng ai chuan khii lai pic khi, cute eeeeee hahah pa I nih hun a I hmel tur ka hrethiam mai khi pic atrang khian lol

Joseph said...

@ azaia - i lo tawrh tawh chuan i hriatthiam dawn ngei chu. hehe. ni e, ninawm ve thlawis anih hi mawle. nula sexy cu hmuh nuam lawm tiro? :D hehe

@ maimawm - broke phei chuan a ngaihna awm loooo.. tak tak!! mi ice cream ei en pahin tui sik kan lem khawlh khawlh mai a ni. ka hmel tur i hrethiam maw? lolz.. ka awih chiah lo e...

Almost Unreal said...

del summer hi ngaiah a lo neih theih deuh reuh a nih don hi..ka vannei nge, tun kum hi lum ka la ti over lo reng2..and of course, thx to my cooler..blanket nen ka mu thin.hahahaha..45 te thleng se hrehom leh pep mai thei ni

Joseph said...

hahah... va intithei bik ve o. :D lolz. tak taka, a lum dan hi zia khop mai. june thla vel hi bon viau maithei ni.

Arti said...

its really very hottttttt. Nice article abd pics.
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