Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Zei rapthlak dan - III

Kan va zei tlang har leh ta ve tiraw u? Part I leh Part II chhiar tawh chuan zei zir vak in ngaih tawh ka ring chiah lo a, amaherawhchu, lo la hmang tangkai thei thlawt lo tan tactic hrang hrang i han khawnkhawm leh dawn ang hmiang. Zeilo lehzual tan aw…

I hmanraw hman ngai : ZAH-LOH-THEIH-NA

Star i nei em? : Star i neih pawh i hre lo maw? “Kei chu star pawh ka nei ve ngai lo,” i ti ve rilru ve ziah, mahse ngaihtuah chiang teh - khawlaiah i hmelhriat ngai miah loh emaw i hmelhriat pawh tu pawh i hmu a, i mur deuh chuaih. Hmuh nawn leh i chak a, i enzui leh hram. I va hmu leh chiah, i thin pawh a phu dut dut. I star! I hmuh veleh khan i kawchhungah electric current in a siam ang maiin a lo ‘spark’ ta chhaks mai a, i rilru in “A chhelo hle mai,” a ti zui a, i thinphu lah in mu leh mal a nei lo. Kha kha anih kha star chu. I star hian i chhas tihna a ni lo. Hrethiam tawh em?

I chhas ni turin engtia hmalak tur nge? : Star nazawng hi chhas atan midang pawhin an duh vek kher lo tih kha lo hre phawt teh. I star apiang te chhas ni nghal zel tura i ngaihna thinlung rethei kha i paihbo a ngai tihna a nih chu. Chhas tur atana duh tak tak hi chu nangmaha nangmah ngei ah khan natural power in a rawn hmuh tir ang che. Chumi ah chuan i thinglung ‘spark’ pawh a trek chhuai chhuai ang a, chumi chu i bawhzui ang. Chhas ni tura bawhzui dan hi a pawimawh ber lai, a chhungmu chu a ni. Engtin?

i)                    Cobra eyes – Kan detective chet ruih tur a ni. Khawlaiah i hmu ta ngei a, “A va chhelo mai mai eee….hit hle mai a,” ti a en liam puat kha i tih tur a ni lo, i rilru ti harhfim vat la, i ‘cobra eyes’ hmangin heng te hi hmuh tum nghal ta che. Form a ha em? Hak chuan college t-shirt nge, company lampang nge, nurse nge (TIP: nurse ho hian an damdawiin thawhna azirin form hrang hrang an nei ve thin tih hriat a tha), lab technician zirlai nge, traffic police nge, eng form nge a hak tih i chhinchhiah tur a ni. Chhuichhuah a awlsam nan.

Form a hak loh pawhin lungngaih tur a awm lo. Next step hi chhiar rawh.

ii)                  *Click* *Click* - Tunlaiah chuan technology hi a tangkai thei ang bera hman tur a ni tih hi chu kan hre theuh awm e. Form a hak loh chuan chhuichhuah a har deuh mai thei, chuvangin a thla laksak i tum dawn nia. Phone camera awm i neih chuan duhthusam, i neih loh chuan i thiante talin an nei ang, hawh sak lawk la. A thla i lak ruk sak ang. Tin, hetia thla vawikhat i laksak avang hian ‘stalker’ i la ni miah lo ania, mahse fimkhur erawh a tha.

Tichuan internet i khawih veleh Facebook ah i lut nghal anga, “Mizo hmeichhia chhelo post na” ah chu thlalak chu i post nghal tur a ni. A caption ah “He nu hi van chhelo tak, ka ex anih hi, a phalna ka dil lo” tiin i post anga, an rawn comment luih luih anga. A comment tu zingah AMAH hretu pakhat tal an lo awm ngei ang, kha pa kha i va inbox keuh anga, i va zawtchhuak keuh mai dawn a ni. Awlsam tiraw?

iii)                Hetiang chiah hian uniform ha-i pawh kha i chhuichhuah duh chuan a thla i laksak ve ang. Mahse, thlalak han post sak te hi a nawmloh bakah midangin an lo star ve te a hlauhawm a, chuvangin nangmah ngeiin chhuichhuah tum la, a harsa lo ang. Mizo chu kan tlem em hi. Tin, form ha lo zawk-i kha chu amah i chhuichhuah veleh a thlalak i post kha i delete leh keuh dawn nia.

Bawhzui ang aw: I chhuichhuak ta rup mai le! Mission 1 accomplished! Tunah chuan nang chuan a class/office/dawr kalna i hre khiau tawh, ani erawh chuan he khawvelah hian i piang ve tih pawh a la hre kher lo ang. I hriat tir dawn a ni. Engtin?

i)                    Notification: Facebook i luh a thil thar lo awm, a hma a i la hmuh ngai loh leh hriat ngai loh hriattir tur che in notification a lo awm thin ang chiah khan, kan bawhzui tum-i chu he khawvelah hian i awm ve ngei (exist) a ni tih i notify tur a ni. Chumi atana pawimawh em em chu, a class/office/dawrnghah kalkawngah a hmuh tur ngeiin kawng sir velah emaw i lo ding thin tur a ni.

I lo ding tur a ni tih hian ding satliah a ni tur a ni lo. Pa deuh teh tawh takin, ka’n thianpa sawi dan takah, ‘neih-len-hmel-deuhin’ i lo ding tur a ni. Alo kal veleh i lo melh zeuh anga, ani pawhin a lo melh ve zeuh ang che. Melh reng erawh a chi loh, a rawn melh veleh che i mit i la sawn ang. A chhan chu, a rilru te te in, “A va inno hmel em em, star keuh teh ang” a ti thei a ni. Bakah i melh reng chuan, hur hmel a ti ang che.

Hmanhmawh loh a tha a, tichuan nitin in i lo ding ziah ang. I lo melh ziah anga, ani pawhin a rawn hmu (notice) ziah ang che. Tichuan, in hmel chu in lo in hretawn ta em em mai dawn a ni. A hnu deuh ah chuan tlemin i lo tlangnel deuh tawh anga, i melh pahin i nuih suk ang. Ani pawh lai deuhin a lo nui ve seih mai ang. Nuam chem chem tan!

Kan hmanhmawh lutuk hi kan chesual fo tih hi hriat a tha a, tin, i tih phawr phawr chuan a ten mai ang che.

Tichuan, ni 5 vel lai chu in haw lo takin in in nuih seih seih tawh a. Thil thar i apply leh ang, zak suh, mipa zawk i nih kha.

ii)                  Conversation start ang aw: Saw a lo kal leh ta hnap hnap mai, lo inring teh. A lo thlen veleh i nuih deuh suk pah chuan, “Kal dawn chiah elaw?” emaw “I va hma ve vawiin chu,” han ti thawr mai teh. Ani pawh mi pangngai tak a ni a, “Aw kal dawn chiah,” emaw, “Nia vawiin chu hma ve deuh,” emaw, “Chutia mi? Nang pawh?” nui chungin a rawn ti let ve var var mai ang. A sap ho style takin – ‘Just your ‘hello’ can change our attitude for the whole day’ an tih kha maw. Chumi ni na na na chu in hlim dun ve ve khawp ang. Nuam leh chem chem.

iii)                Khaw dur ni pawhin: Zing lam chauh ni lo, tlai lam a lo haw leh lam thlengin i lo in hmuh tir ngam tawh ang. Tlai lamah chuan, “Va tlai ve,” “Va haw hma ve,” emaw pawh i lo ti ngam tawh ang. Khua a tha reng ngai lem lo a, khawchhiat ni te chuan, “Lo chawl daih la, a sur banah i kal leh dawn alawm,” emaw, “Ruah a sur nasa sia, a vawt sia, thingpui te in ila,” tiin i lo sawm thin dawn a ni. A tir lamah chuan a hnial char char ang che. A duh loh chuan i ti lui tur a ni lo. ‘Just a li’l patience’ kha i mamawh ve a ni, nghak hram hram la, ruah a sur apianga i tih ziah chuan duh hun a nei ang. Chutah chuan in in hre chho tan dawn a ni.

In awmdun ta a: A hmeichhia zawk na na na chu a kimki deuh chuih chuih anga, nangin tlangnel takin i siamthiam tur a ni. I besawm bawrh bawrh anga, mahse a tawk chiah hriat a tha. Ama mimal private chanchin zawh vak vak loh tur, an koh dan leh an veng te chu i zawt thei ang. A bak kal thui vak lo la, chu ai chuan, tunlai khaw chhiat ngun zia, tunlai khaw uap zia, tih vel te i sawipui dawn nia. Mahni chanchin sawi vak vak hi hmelhriat ngai loh bula thil sawi nuam ber a ni ngai lo.

            Tichuan ruah sur ni chauh lo pawhin thingpui in puiah i sawm zeuh zeuh thin dawn nia. A chang chuan ruah a sur rei deuh chang a awm anga, chumi hunah chuan “Ka va thlah ang che,” i ti anga, “A ngai lo,” a ti chung pawhin, “A tlai tawh em hi, kalkawngah mi in an lo tibuai palh ang che, i hneh awm si lo,” i ti anga, fiamthu ti tak deuhin. A rilru chuan a ngai ‘protective’ viau tawh ang che. I pa rem rem.

Gentleman takin aw: An in thleng i va thlah ta a, hetiang ang tlai tawh ah hi chuan hmeichhia hi an chhungten an ngaihtuah viau thin tih hi hriat a tha a. A chhungte hmuh ngei turin an in chhung thlengin i thlah thlap tur a ni. Tin, amah pawh chuan, “Thingpui te rawn in ve leh phawt rawh,” a ti ang, tunlaiah mi an polite tawh tih hriat a tha. A chhungten, “Mami, tunge i thianpa hi?A van fel em em” an tih loh pawhin, “I van fel em em, i rawn thlah thlap a, thingpui te in phawt rawh aw,” an ti anga, “Ka lawm e, ka in lo zawk mai ang e,gentleman takin ti mawihnai ve tur a ni. Mahse an in tir tho tho ang che.

            Mami pawh chu a inthlak vel anga, thingpui a lum pah bawk anga, a inthlak chhungin i phone chu an cushion inkar velah a rem laiah i zep ru dawn nia. I phone chu i theihnghilh dawn a ni. Tichuan, amah chuan thingpui in tur chu a rawn chawi phei anga, in in dun pahin in titi ang.

Think like a hunter: In titi pah chuan a weakness i zawng char char tur a ni. Sapel tu in a sa kah tur chu a awm duhna hmun, a ei duhzawng awmna ah chat a chang fuh thin. Chutiang chiah chuan a weakpoint chu enge tih hriat i tum char char ang. Thil ei duh tak a ni em? Fiamthu duh tak a ni em? Ngawichawi tak a ni em? Sap ngaisang chi a ni em? Mi senti deuh a ni em? Chung zawng zawng chu i chik ru kar tur a ni.

            Thingpui in zawh chuan, sana i en anga, “A tlai tawh e mai, chaw ei a hun tawh tlat, ka va haw ange,” i ti anga. Ani chuan, “A la hma alawm, ruah sur pawh a la ban loh hi, chaw ei ve nghal law law la,” a ti anga, “Nidangah ni mai rawh se, chaw ka heh lutuk,” i tih pahin kal i tum hnai ang. I ding uaih an hmuh chuan a chhungte pawhin, “Haw i tum elaw? Chaw te ei ve nghal law law la,” an lo ti leh anga, “Ei ve mai dawn emaw ni le? Tak taka, nidangah ni rawh se, ka va phei phawt ange,” i ti anga. I haw nghal nal nal tur a ni.

A zana len leh nghal dan chu: I haw nal nal chu i thiante tu ber emaw i hmu nghal vat dawn nia. I thianpa hnenah chuan i tactic chu i hrilh anga, chuan i thianpa chuan i phone chu a call nghal dawn a ni. Mami te chu an chaw ei reh lai tak a ni anga, phone ri pawh chu chiang takin an lo hre thei ang. Tu phone nge mawni le? an tih chhungin vawikhat chu a ring kuit hman ang.

            Chu chu in hre lawk vek anga, i thianpa pawh chuan a dial nawn leh ngat anga. A ri leh anga, Mami te chhungkua ami tu emaw ber chuan a lo zawng mek anga, a va hmuh chuan, “Mami, hei nichina i thianpa khan a phone a theihnghilh anih hi,” tih pahin Mami chu a pe anga, a lo pick up ang. “Eh! Khawnge Cfa?” “Hei Cfa hian kan in ah a phone a theihnghilh a, tunah khan kan hre chiah,” “A ni maw? Khawiah?” “Vawiina a lo len naah khan,” “Anih chu, ka lo hrilh nghal vat ange,” tiin i thianpa chuan a titawp ang.
            Mami chuan engtikah nge phone i lam hun tur a hriat lawk loh avangin lengchhuak ngam lovin inah a lo awm reng ang. Fuh viau lo maw?

Officially-a len vawikhatna: Len vawikhatna ah pawh chet hit hle tur. A weakness i zirchian sa tawh kha, fiamthu a duh chuan comedian search a tel tur ang pain i in prepare tha tur a ni. Chutiang bawkin a thil ei duh mi a nih chuan hmawmsawm chi hrang hrang keng la, nihawichi hi a tha deuh ber, a daih rei.

Sap ngaisang chi a nih chuan, Facebook ah leh twitter ah sap ho i friend an nih hnemzia leh i follow hnem zia, an lifestyle thlengin a duh tawkin i sawipui thei tawh tur a ni a. Ram hrang hrangah zin ve fe tawh ziazangin an ram hrang hrang chanchin pawh i hre kur ve ngei nguai dawn nia.

Tichuan, i luh veleh i phone theihnghilh chhuanlamin, “Ka haihawt hi ka lo theihnghilh thin a,” i ti vel anga, zak zum der deuh zak miah si lovin. Tichuan, Mami pawh chuan, “Kan lo hralh hman tep a ni,” tiin nui ver ver chungin a rawn pe ang che nga. Message vel engmah dawng lo mah la, i check der vel nuap nuap dawn nia. Chuan, “Luck loh theih ngei mai, engmah pawh ka lo dawng lo anih hi,” i ti zui dawn nia.

Awihawm loh lutuk, lo thu mai mai rawh,” tiin Mami pawh chuan a lo hrilh nghal ang che. I phone chu i chhuanlamah a tang laklawh tawh a, chuvangin i phone a thil nuihzatthlak hrang hrang emaw tih vel kha i entir dawn nia. Chutah chuan a nuihzatthlak loh pawhin a nui der vel ang.

“Ti daih ila, vawiin khan ka phone kha ka tibo emaw ka ti hman a, ka mangang hman lutuk a, in ka thlen khan ka hrechhuak chiah a. In inah ka theihnghilh takin rawn kal ka tum deuh a, ka thianpa khan min rawn hrilh hlauh a, ka ngaih a tha huai alawm le. Hrim hrimah ka haihawt ropui sia, ka theihnghilh leh palh takin engtin nge ka rawn zawh ang che?” i ti anga, “Nia, i haihawt ve ropui sia, kha ka phone number hi la rawh, mahse call tlang hi har thei lutuk a, signal tha lo thei tawp a,” a ti ang.

Chuan contact picture a mi tur ka duh tih pahin a thla laksak i tum anga, “Ngailo, ka hmelchhe e mai,” a ti anga, “Ho lutuk,” tih pahin hmet lui anga. A thla pawh chu a phe ruai anga, a phe chung chung chu hman i tum anga, “Van sual tak, khawi la tha law law rawh,” a ti anga. Nalh takin i la tawh mai dawn a ni.

Len rei lutuk loh tur kan tih thin kha maw. Thingpui a lum a, in in zawh ah, reilote thu khawmuang la, haw lam i hnaih daih dawn nia.

A phone no. i nei tawh a, an in i hre tawh bawk a, a bak chu i hriat tawh kha.

I la hrelo maw? Part I & II chhiar ve leh ngei ang che. Good Luck.


Enge an sawi?

"Siamtu remhriat em em na chu... 'Pangpar mawi tak te hi voiin ah chuai mahse, naktuk ah chuan pangpar chidang mawi tak tho a par tir leh zel mai thin hi' "  - Sangtea

"Chhas bem dan - Thlem ti tih, vau ti tih, dil ti tih, hnek ti tih, hau ti tih, ngen ti tih, tap ti tih, nui ti tih a bem chuan an tlu hrim hrim... an tia lawm!" – Rsa

"A ruka i star em em, i tih lan ngam si loh nen kalkawngah in intawh hlauh chuan, in inpelh fel veleh hawi let chhin teh. A lo hawi let ve chuan a star ve deuh che a ni maithei a, a lo hawi let loh chuan ngai i awh tihna ni mai." – Chama

"Zeiness tips for doubles: A thiante leh unaute kha han kawmngeih em em phawt mai la.... inhauh nikhuaah ani'n hautu a ngah... nangin trantu leh thlemtu!!" – Zuali

"Zeiness Tips: A bulah chuan thil ropui tak hi tihtum emaw, soi tum loh tur, thil ho lutuk i tih thin kha a mitthla a chamreng tr leh..memories... tur a ni zok..." – Thartea

"Zeiness tips for guys:- Nula ho hian rin aiin pangpar hi kan lawm teh mai ania, i star or sas lakah mark score i duh chuan special dates or spl occasion ah han leisak chhin teh,,...a bikin "red rose"..." – Kimi

"Kan nuna kan inchhirna tam tak hi chu. 'Ka lo ti ve chhin lova aw,' tih hi a ni chawk ania. Chuvang chuan.. i hmel duh deuh kha chu.. bem thruai rawh." – Dara

"Zei - is the way you 'wear' yourself..." – Kuki

"Hmangaihna in lo sawi fo hi engmah a lo ni hlei nem.. tahna thlentu mai a nih hi.." - C. Thuamluaia

ZAWHNA - Thiante hi engchen in nge sas career ah hian an poimohna ni ang le..??? - Sangtea

CHANNA TE : 1. keichu k thiam ve hlol loh avangin mi tihpui lamah hi chuan k kut k sil e.....mahni tan k tha zok in k sia hehehe – Maria

2. "nih" tir kan tum a,sawirem pui kan tum te hi an mizia a inmil em,an 'click" ang em tih hi match makers ho tan hriat a pawimawh..tawngpawng in force or in blackmail chi a ni miahlo..pawimawh ber chu,miin pui tura min sawm,ngen anih loh chuan lo inrawlh thawt thawt hi a tha ber lo ang...ka ngaih ve dan mai mai a ni e :-) – Apuii

3. Keichu thiante tihpui chu keima tan chuan ka duh lem lo... mahni lu leng pawh hai theih loh chu zei loh thlak emmei... lolzzz!! Mi pahnih an inngaizawng anih chuan dai theu tur chuan anmahni bawk an thra ber..... ti ila.... zeina kawng te hi in ang lova... – Zuali

4. A tha ve ve!! a tawpah chuan inthrenna khawvel ni vek tho.. :P – Cyef

A tawp berah chuan –

"With great power comes great responsibilities" - Spiderman

8 comments:

MSI @ Rose, Lunglei/ AR said...

ka first lo ang tih ka hlau rapthlakkkkkkk.. A zavaiah khian chawngkawr eyes leh spider man khi ka duh uchuak! Jo bhaghat

diktawn said...

Chhiar hmain comment teh ang, a va tha em!lol Intitatu leh viau nghal hmiah teh ang...


Mimihrahsel said...

zah-loh-theih-na paragraph hi, hahaha, Forever alone hnena address-na ni awm ani.

Zeiness tips for guys: Hmeichhia chuan an zei leh zei loh ai mahin, min duh hmel leh hmel lohah rilru kan siam thin. zak chung2 a min rawn biak thawr te hian a "crazy" a, a lawmawm duh :D. Mi rilru nghet, lerh lo kan duh. Tunlai tlangval siniar tam tak chu an be lawr dun2 a, duh leh duh loh ti lang ngam si lovin, thang an kam teuh a, chuvang alawm an 'siniar'. hehehe. Star chuan bem thruai, an lo duh loh che chuan ngai awh :P

Great post! Don't worry about the CC :-)

Joseph L said...

@MSi - I first chiang khawp mai. :-) Duh uchuak lo hram la, midangin an lo duh ve palh takin. Hehe

@Diktawn - Chhiar hma a comment hi a lawmawm dan a dang deuh. LOL.

@Mimi - Point taken. :-) Csomething Csomething.

thinchhia said...

lolzzz nihawichi khi fuh hle mai..daih rei

Didini Tochhawng said...

ava rapthlak em!

Joseph L said...

@Thinchhia - Nihawichi hi a fuhlohna pakhat chiah a awm, chu chu kheh chak loh bik chuan kan ei tlem. hehe

@Didini - Rapthlak tak a ni! :-)

Cobte Khiangte said...

Ka duh lutuk tlatz... :)