Bitch Please!
- Take a perfectly timed picture of you jumping at Hmuifang Hill.
- Spend an evening at World Bank Road.
- Smuggle in two bottles of Whisky through Vairengte Excise Check-post successfully.
- Create and become an administrator in one of the most official and most hardcore mizo sentimental group in Facebook with 202 members.
- “Like” and make pervertic/vulgar comments in at least three photos of “Mizo Hmeichhe Chhelo Post Na” group.
- Carry one big-shot DSLR camera and click a picture of you with it in front of the mirror and use it as your profile picture in Facebook.
- Own a dog. Yeah, a dog.
- Have at least two drinking spots on the outskirt of Aizawl City.
- Figure out what is “Last House”.
- Publish a magazine and become the greatest sex and love expert.
- Become a celebrity!
- Have a text mate you found from Lelte Pals.
- Start an Association and ask for donations.
- Hunt for Gutkha products while you’re chewing tobacco.
- Buy something online and brag about it everyday for one year.
- Save 2/3 contacts of liquor secret agents and become resourceful.
- Eat out at every new restaurant, snap pictures and be the first to upload pictures online. Later, comment on any friend’s upload on your news feed - “been there” “been there”.
- Be a badass. Buy coffee at some small local variety store at 9:30 pm.
- Count how many advertisements Vanglaini publishes in a day.
- Go to Anthurium Festival at Reiek and play “spot-a-chick”.
- Become a photographer and post your photos in “My Shots” album on Facebook. How professional!
- Form a club and make a t-shirt.
- Go to BSNL Office at around 9 pm and see how busy the street is.
- Update some Bible verses as your Facebook status on Sunday.
- Ride a Royal Enfield (Bullet) motorcycle and wear aviator shades no matter the weather.
- Go to Church, sleep through the whole service and be holier than those who stayed at home.
- Be the first to make a sex video clip in HD with your 8MP mobile phone camera.
- Hire a Taxi that will cost you 80 bucks for a kilometer.
- Watch Korean Serial and learn Mizo in 15 episodes.
- Go to any picnic spots at Sihhmui, they have swimming pools. Yay!
Care to add some more?
